There were two gays who decided to have a baby...so they?

decided to find a surrogate mother to do the deed. They mixed their "baby batter" and had the lab do the deed for them. Nine months later they all were at the hospital after the surrogate mother had their baby boy.

The two guys were looking into the nursery window at the babies and noticed they were all crying, except for one happy little fellow. When the nurse asked them which child was theirs, they told him the name. She picked up the one child who wasn't howling and showed them "their" son.

"Oh, look," remarked one of the two, "our child is so happy! I'm so glad!"

"Think so?" the nurse asked. "Just wait 'til I pull the pacifier out of his ***!"