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little johnny maths help....star if funny...xx?
bit lame i know but here goes....
Little Johnny's parents had tried everything to help his math grade: tutors, flash cards, "Hooked on Math," special learning centers, everything. Finally, they enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
The very first day, he came home with a very serious look on his face, went straight to his room, and started studying. His mother was amazed. Books and paper were spread out everywhere and Little Johnny was hard at work.
As soon as dinner was through, he marched right back up to his room without a word and studied some more.
This went on for weeks until Little Johnny proudly brought home his report card and showed it to his parents: an A in Math!
"Johnny! This is great! I'm so proud of you! Son, what was it? What helped motivate you? Was it the nuns?" Little Johnny shook his head.
"Well, then, was it the books? The discipline? The structure? The uniforms? What?"
Little Johnny looked at her and said, "Well, Mom, it's like this. When I saw that guy out in the lobby nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't screwing around!"
16 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
absolutely mega!! funny as f***!! send some more-plz!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lmao! my comprehensive school was a church school and everyone knew that cross was in the yard for a reason!
lol
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
hehehe
I like it.
You will get a star.
- Anonymous5 years ago
HAHAH! that is seriously the best joke ever. star!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
not bad!
have a star for giving me a giggle!!!!!!!
