funeral.....star if funny....xx?

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My p enis died today."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she says to Mr. Goldstein, "please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his p enis hanging out of his pyjamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "I thought you told me your p enis had died?"

"It did," he replied. "Today's the viewing."