What Limerick would a Texas Ranger compose to his True Love?

When I put my love prong in you,

Why do you always shout moo',

I think you and your mudder.

(The one with the udder'),

Are nowt but a couple o' coos

I think you asked a lot, a small poem would be easy but a limerick with its five lines is always difficult to acheive

The Texas Ranger rides the range and sometimes he gets lonely

But he has to learn to do his job without his one and only

This sometimes makes him sad of course although he has his pony

But its no fun kissing ponies and I'll tell you this right now boy

He'll be OK when he gets home and bunks up with his cowboy!!

Dont know much about limericks but here's something you might know.

As I was out walking the streets of Laredo...as I was out walking the streets one day...I saw a young cowboy all dressed in white linen...dressed in white lined and as cold as the grave.

I am No good at limericks so here is a terrible attempt at a song - SORRY! : -

chorus and v.1.

Gee honey gonna rope a cow

and lasso me a dogie or two

I'll sleep on the ground

with my mates all around

cos' that's what my mom said to do!

v.2.

Oh I am feeling real strange

there's a smell in the air

Oh no it's down there

I think on my boot oh phew!

it's a cow pat

squiggy and fat

what do you think of that?

repeat chorus (v.1.) to fade

have a nice dayeehaaa!

Hell, considering he's already have been given the haircut, deliver him on over. i'm going to get him some Wrangler denims and we can walk around looking like Arnold and Danny interior the action picture Twins! Does he understand a thank you to cuss yet or will I ought to coach him that? would not remember, that's a small hurdle if something. could he like being referred to as Little Cowbell?

There was a young Texican Ranger

Who lay down one night with a stranger

But his Yankee born boss got himself rather cross

And said "You have buggered my poor hoss

You loathsome and lonesome Young Ranger."

The Texas sky is bright and wide,

I need a girl with whom to ride,

And you're my love,

Sweet turtle dove,

Your silver saddle at my side.

This Lone Star love that we endorse,

Is bound to thrive and stay the course,

Through thick and thin,

Our love will win,

You're my darling, darling horse.

g-day!

MISSED

My love is like a bullet,

Fierce and fast and true,

Shot at a Cheyenne's back

But now speeding towards you.

Oh my beauty from the banks of the Grande

You really do make me feel randy.

Cos your dark hair you toss

Whilst astride your old hoss

And I love that your legs are so bandy

my love I ride.

my horse upon,

the plain ti's true

but I come back,

to ride you.