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Damn,lawyer bought a new?
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"
14 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Hey! That's not funny! I'm a truck driver! No way I would have missed a lawyer like that!
- MeLv 71 decade ago
Danged Materialistic Lawyers!
The a--hole probably bled to death, now he will get his "JUST" rewards! Payment in full!
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- 1 decade ago
4 Queen_Ali... Rolex is the brand of his watch...
so he was looking 4 his watch..... not his arm.....
now isn't it funny????
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lolz...tht was the best i hv heard 2 day...thnx 4 posting anyway....keep it on...wanna hear from u more....
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Lol