Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

All about peddlers?

Here are jokes which i hope could give a smile on your face, its all about peddlers,

A peddler selling watermelons

Peddler(with a tone on his voice): Here are watermelons, cheap, sweet and is red

lady: Are you sure its sweet and is red?

peddler: of course,

lady taking one unfortunately fell-off and discovered its not reddish but white (which means not sweet)

lady: I thought you said they are red, why is it not?

Peddler: if you are the one who fell off wouldnt you have fainted?

Peddler selling jewelries

Peddler: Here you are, i have cheap but beautiful jewelries!

Lady: Why is it so cheap? its probably fake

Peddler: OF COURSE NOT, you can even try soaking it in vinegar and still it will not fade.

the lady bought one and when she reached home, soaked it in vinegar, to her disgust the jewelry faded, she went back to the peddler and with an angry voice

Lady: I thought you said this is not fake, when i soak it in vinegar it faded?

Peddler: THE JEWELRY is not faded, maybe your vinegar is

1 Answer

Relevance
  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    well that gave me a smile

    ♥ ☻☺ ♥

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.