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Just one I heard before?
There was this old man walking down the street with this beautiful young lady on his arm and smiling. His doctor walks up to him and says, "Wow! you look really great!" He responded, "Just following your orders. You said, 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful!'". The doctor looked at him very concerned and said, "I said you have a heart murmur, be careful!"
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
its okay: A naked blonde girl walks into a bar with a poodle in one arm and a solami in the other, the bartender says "i guess you wont be needing anything to drink" the girl says
ohhh *shi..t*
Source(s): The Breakfast Club hehe - Anonymous1 decade ago
I didnt laugh. Sorry
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- Nic JonesLv 51 decade ago
my friends pastor always tells a joke before he preaches and i was there one sunday when he told this one... it's cute.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahahahaha
