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joke:::::::::::photographer?
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low-level passes."
"Why?" asked the nervous pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!"
The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
25 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
This one's toooo nice...
Source(s): The flight instructor,who was sleeping in the kitchen of airplane's sheff and eating fried chickens with grapes. - Bob the BoatLv 61 decade ago
Excellent, Calamity Jane,
I will nick that one and relay it to some mates.
Made me giggle
May I thank you with this one I heard last night?
The usual Irishman, Scotsman, and Englishman format.
I will abbreviate it, you may embelish.
The Irishman invents the toilet seat.
The Scotsman says " great, nee more cold bottoms on the porcelain."
The Englishman decided to put a hole in the middle.
Cheers,
Bob.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
OK, Ms. Jane,
THAT was funny. I told my family the joke, and everyone laughed.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Good one
- Anonymous1 decade ago
oops
good one cal
i appear to have lost you as a contact
was it something i said?
hope not
will add you back on if that's ok.
