how to get sick overnight?

eat some old, moldy food

sick overnight

Go in a public bathroom go in the stall and lick the door handle it gave me flu when I was 4

I'm having a cold and searching for cold remedies when I bump into this

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If you want to get a cold, just get cold! Get a cold shower, go outside while still wet (if it's cold outside) or turn A/C on. If you just want to skip school, it's easier to just mix orange juice and milk, you should throw up.

OK, there are 3 key components to getting sick. Just be careful because you could end up with something more severe than you planned.

1. Weakening the immune system.

You have to get you immune system weak by inducing stress on the body. Staying up late, taking a cold shower, and sleeping with the A/C running on it's highest are all great ways to place stress on you body. Also stay away from any healthy foods or vitamins that may help your body.

2. Getting the germs.

You have to come in contact with germs one way or another. If someone has the cold and they cough in your direction, then breathe in deeply and hold the air for 5 seconds to allow the germs to get deep into the lungs. If you can't find anyone who is sick, then you will have to make due with what is around your house. Lick the microphone of your telephone or a doorknob. Also wash your hands less unless it has visible dirt or you have just finished using the bathroom (bathroom germs can actually kill you). If your immune system is weak and you have germs in your body then you are ready for step 3.

3. Wait.

You have to wait for the germs to start wreaking havoc in your body. Some take quicker than others. Make sure to keep your body under stress and you will speed up the process. However be careful when you actually become infected. If the sickness is something bad then you should see a doctor.

So if you want to get sick overnight, take a cold shower and run the A/C in your room. Then somehow get germs in your body and go into your cold room. Try to stay up as late as you can. Then go to sleep and you should wake up very tired (which adds more stress) and hopefully you will have some beginning signs of a sickness.

So if you eat somthin till your full then spin youll get dizzy

Eat raw meats.

I would go with everyone's answer

get an onion. cut it in half. take one half. put it on your hand and put it under your pellow while you are still holding it

Mix orange juice and milk, you'll throw up like crazy