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Joke::::::Who's in charge?
In the human body, which organ is in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an *sshole.
23 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
OMG!! i havent heard that since i was in school. i had forgot about it. it is sooooooooooooooo funny. worth 50 stars. they wont let me give them to you though. lol
- DPL06351Lv 51 decade ago
That's the best long joke I've read in a long time. It keeps you interested in finding out the 'punch line'. Who would have guessed the ending? ("ENDing" - get it?)
- Jim Jnr MLv 61 decade ago
LMSUIAO I see you've worked for some of the people I used to.
Source(s): Puggy Power - skip1960Lv 41 decade ago
Very good and that was my thought after thinking about it. Constipation is something that would affect your whole system.
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- 1 decade ago
lol this is sooooooooooooooooooo funny i luv u i wish i could give u 10 stars this joke so deserves it
- xyzLv 71 decade ago
lol.lol.lol.
That might be me,lol.
I'm definitely not smart, and I'm definitely not important and I do call myself one of those sometimes.
Thanks for the laugh though, that was gr8.
- 1 decade ago
hahaha, I loved that. My dad says that I need to stop being one....he also says to get my head out of my butt...the sad thing is; he never asked me how my head got in my butt...*tear*
