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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

the old indian chief..lol?

An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US Government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles", asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied,

"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

1. No taxes

2. No debt

3. Plenty buffalo

4. Plenty beaver

5. Women did all the work

6. Medicine man free

7. Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    thats so funny i wish i could give u 100 stars for that joke

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I know, it's not fair, most of these attacks on Indians have been done by Indians, yet, we always see the Indian media on our media saying 'the government needs to do something about their people'. We're not a freaking dumping ground for bad people.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's true, now there too many Cheif's and not enough Indians!

    Source(s): akb
  • 1 decade ago

    i love dat system lets mail it to da goverment

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  • 1 decade ago

    Loved it, laughed out loud, not many jokes do that for me.

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha dat was funny never saw that one before

  • 1 decade ago

    mmmmmmmmmmmmm

    i think i just cracked a rib laughing!!!

    have a star :)

  • 1 decade ago

    i'm slightly amused and offended at the same time

  • yjnt
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    That one's been here before .....still funny , tho'.

  • 1 decade ago

    You do not speak with fork tongue.

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