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man starts work at a zoo, clean but funny?

turns up for work at zoo manager said go and feed the fish, then the chimps then see to the bee hives, feeding the fish a pike grabs his finger he throws fish against wall it dies. o.m.g. wot can i do i will feed it to lion, goes to chimps one jumps on him he is startled throws it to a brick wall it dies, he gets rid of it by feeding it to the lion, goes to bees a few crawl up his sleeve he squashes them with his hand, gets rid of them to the lion, a new lion comes to the pound and asks first lion wot the food is like, he says its great, well take today we have had fish, chimps and mushy bees...........

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Excellent have a star.

  • 1 decade ago

    What do you call a zoo that only has one dog in it?

    A Shitzu.

  • Bezza
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Never heard that one before, made me laugh.

  • 1 decade ago

    LFMAO and ROFLOL. Classic.

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  • 1 decade ago

    ummm

  • 1 decade ago

    lol not bad at all

  • 1 decade ago

    lol very good

  • .
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I enjoyed that one. Thanks for sharing.

  • Sparky
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Good one thanks.

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