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turns up for work at zoo manager said go and feed the fish, then the chimps then see to the bee hives, feeding the fish a pike grabs his finger he throws fish against wall it dies. o.m.g. wot can i do i will feed it to lion, goes to chimps one jumps on him he is startled throws it to a brick wall it dies, he gets rid of it by feeding it to the lion, goes to bees a few crawl up his sleeve he squashes them with his hand, gets rid of them to the lion, a new lion comes to the pound and asks first lion wot the food is like, he says its great, well take today we have had fish, chimps and mushy bees...........

could you tell me when the consent order has to be sent to court is it after the decree nisi or after the absolute, and will it make a difference to the divorce settlement , thank you in advance

annoy you haveing to change the time on the microwave, the clocks around the house, the video recorder,watches etc;;;;

it drives me insane , why can't they just leave time to stand still lol...............

advert, well what is the song called and who is the bloke singing it, its doing my head in, thanks !!

whilst her toddler daughter watches, she says to her mummy looking at her brother's bits and pieces and says are those his brains, mummy smiles and says NOT YET darling......

in self pity or are you like me and play the glad game, e.g. if you fall and break a leg, to you say omg i have broken my leg or if like me do you think thank god i didn't break both legs lol

post exactly the same question twice within a few seconds or minutes? it does my head in, what do you think?

the macdonald brothers keep getting through to the next round of x factor, who is voting for them? they are so rubbish even louis walsh was gobsmacked they got through last night

get my mobile put on to "roaming" i am on orange network, pay as you go

i don't want to put them in my suitcase just in case it goes missing,as i need to take 3 lots of tablets each day

and not just the head and shoulders

suddenly grown what looks like a moustach, do i need to get it waxed???

my dad had it, am i likely to also get it

with looby loo and little ted ! or am i the oldest person on here

wot did you think about it, i think she is absolutely brilliant, thought it was ace when she had patrick swayze on , don't ya just love dirty dancing movie.

like if someone has answered my question with a question do i have to ask the question again or can i get back to original and add a comment to it ?????????????/

anybody out there from stoke on trent, if so when did you last have a cheese oatcake, i had one for breakfast, nice with tommy sauce on

i'me not really a saddo asking about weather, but just happened to drift onto questions about weather, and there wasn't any so i thought i would be the first person to ask one he he he!!!!!!!

can any of you out there suggest something to stop her scratching its driving us and her mad i have bathed her in masaleb off the vet that seems to help, any suggestions of anything i can put in her food or on her skin to help and sooth??????