What are the funniest music lyrics you've ever heard?

mims - this is why i'm hot

I laugh when ever I hear this because it is SO rediculous that it is actually popular! Come on!

I’m hot coz I’m fly (fly)

You ain’t coz you’re not (mims)

OOOoooOOOH. I get it. He's hot "coz" he's "fly" and I "ain't coz" I'm "not". Thanks for laying that out for me. I wasn't quite gettin' it.

Did he get that on the third grade playground? "coz that's hot"!

The Llama Song by Burton Earny

Here's a llama

There's a llama

And another little llama

Fuzzy llama

Funny llama

Llama llama

Duck

Llama llama

Cheesecake

Llama

Tablet

Brick

Potato

Llama

Llama llama

Mushroom

Llama

Llama llama

Duck

I was once a treehouse

I lived in a cake

But I never saw the way

The orange slayed the rake

I was only three years dead

But it told a tale

And now listen, little child

To the safety rail

Did you ever see a llama

Kiss a llama

On the llama

Llama's llama

Tastes of llama

Llama llama

Duck

Half a llama

Twice the llama

not a llama

Farmer

Llama

Llama in a car

Alarm a llama

Llama

Duck

Is THIS how it's told now?

Is it all so old?

Is it made of lemon juice?

Doorknob

Ankle

Cold

Now my song is getting thin

I've run out of luck

Time for me to retire now

And become a duck

lol it's hilarious search it up in google and it should be the first one. Watch it and tell me your opinion please... lol I know it'll be kinda random but it's funny at the same time... Also try the badger song but I prefer llama!

Anything by Ray Stevens but you want one specific song so I will say "The Streak". The song was written about the time streaking became popular. The whole song is funny because it pokes fun of the morality of the times back then. It is really hard to explain so here is a video so you can see for yourself. You should check out some of his other videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85krLPrWWTY

YouTube - The Streak - Ray Stevens Comedy Classics

Songs by Wierd Al Yankovich

1. You don't love me anymore

"... Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?

That kind of thing is hard to ignore

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when

You put those piranhas in my bathtub again

You're still the light of my life

Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?...."

2. Eat It

"...Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

If it's gettin' cold, reheat it

Have a big dinner, have a light snack

If you don't like it, you can't send it back

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.."

my favorites are from cledus t judd. my one favorite in particular is "every light in the house is blown" i love the whole song i cant listen to it without laughing! it reminds me of my family and during my childhood when my dad always tried to save money on the power bill. i also love "goodbye squirrel" because my dad and uncle were avid hunters and always got too drunk to actually hunt.. this song is the picture in my head of what their hunting trips must have been like

Britney Spears-Gimme More

OK, check the chorus out:

Gimme gimme more

Gimme more

Gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more

Gimme (Uh)

Gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more

Gimme more

Gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more

Gimme (Uh)

Gimme gimme more

OK, 'Gimme more' of what?? It doesn't make sense! And it keeps being repeated like a spoilt radio or tape! All I have to say is, Gimme More Lyrics!!!!

Weird Als - You don't love me anymore

and that song.. "who left the cake out in the rain?" lol! a real nonsense!

Weird Al just eat it lyric "Just Eat IT"