What's your most embarassing moment?

Crapping in my pants in front of my girlfriend. There was no toilet anywhere in sight, and there were way too many people around. She told me for better or worse that she would love me and told me a similar story when she was a teenager. I felt better. I married her because any woman who will put up with that is unique. I hope I never feel that sick again.

Back in high school I was sitting outside with my friends and when I got up I somehow ripped my pants leg so bad I had to ask to go home to change

I think I was at a wedding when I accidentally kissed the bride on the mouth when it should have been her checks.

I'll never forget it. I was so embarrassed.