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Why are atheists always jealous of Christians?

After all, we ARE the keepers of the cheese.

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  • Tim 47
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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  • 1 decade ago

    Is this a Ren and Stimpy reference? The one where they go into the Army? If Christians are the keepers of the cheese, the atheists will let loose the marmosets on them (a reference to the same episode).

  • 1 decade ago

    Now, you are just trying to start an argument.

    They are not jealous of us, any more than we are jealous of them. I can imagine what kind of answers you will get as a result of that "cheese" remark, which, I might add, is lame.

    You certainly are not acting very humble. Pride is one of the 7 Deadly Sins, you know.

    I apologize to all the atheists for this guy's remark.

    Please don'tthink we are all like this.

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    It is pigheaded to assume Atheists are jealous of Christians. They lead normal lives as any other person. Life is unfair for everyone, so Atheists shouldn't even be jealous of you. You shouldn't be so close minded.

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  • 1 decade ago

    It must be feel peaceful to live under undoubted and wishful self-delusion, but I don't think it's a feeling I can ever know. And the cheese thing too.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Maybe if you shared some of that cheese the tensions might ease up a bit. You guys are cheesy enough. Sorry, couldn't resist.

  • 1 decade ago

    Because of all that fantastic fanaticism, endless dogma, and unending sense of superiority in spite of all evidence to the contrary. We all want some of that, and I'm not even an atheist.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If we consider ourselves Christians Jesus only left us with two suggestions for dealing with Atheists.

    First He ask us not to judge them.

    Secondly He ask us to love our neighbor.

    Atheists are our neighbors.

    End of discussion.

    Love and blessings Don

  • 1 decade ago

    What would we be jealous of? Except you have a lot of cool traditions like Christmas and Easter, but of course commercialism kind of took those away anyway. (BTW I know that the pagans had them first anyway, wink wink I won't tell though).

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Why are Christians always trying to change everyone else's religion? Are you jealous that the Atheists feel freer than you do?

    Source(s): It is the soldier above all others that prays for peace, for it is he that must bear the wounds and scars of war.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Cheese? Are you from Wisconsin?

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