Pull My Finger

Yahoo sucks. I miss R&S but I can't stand this format. It kills all the fun for me.

To keep this religious, I don't even think Jesus can forgive Y!A for this trespass.

You know who you are. You asked an offensive question, and then get butthurt when someone fires back with some humor. Have some self-respect and learn to shrug off comments that you don't like.

Big baby. Now go ahead, hit the report button. Let the Yamster protect you from criticism.

Since "prior to the creation" implies a time that precedes a separate time in which the creation takes place.

Please, don't tell me that God is omnitemporal. Being in all times at once is not being "outside of time." In fact, I'm pretty certain that being in all times at once is the opposite of being "outside of time."

I'd love to chat with some of the people in R&S, but I had my messenger thingy accessible for a year, and all I ever got were messages from spammers and total strangers telling me to convert to Islam.

Is it just that nobody here really wants to IM? Or is Satan preventing cool people from using Y! Messenger by sending his minions to spam people until they deactivate the feature?

Do you see the paradox now?

Seriously, some of you aren't very good at thinking.

Seems like a crappy plan.

Surely, if there's no God to punish cheaters, everyone will try to do whatever they want. They'll get out of jail without paying the fine or rolling doubles first. People will travel around the board counter-clockwise. They'll try to build hotels on "Free Parking." They'll try to play Monopoly using the board for LIFE.

If we all just crawled out of primordial ooze, why bother following the rules? Clearly, without a God, there's no point to playing Monopoly at all.

I've seen Christians assert that other religions were founded by Satan in order to mislead people, and win souls away from God.

If this is possible, how do you know you aren't the victim?

After all, God saw the whole thing coming, right?

Is God just addicted to drama?

Why is it wrong for me to not prevent a rape if I can, and burn the rapist in my basement later, but when God does it, it's the pinnacle of morality?

What if I don't prevent the rape because I don't want to interfere with the rapist's free will?

What if I work in mysterious ways that are beyond your limited moral comprehension?

If God has always existed as a perfect being, on what grounds can he take credit for his perfection?

Should tall people take pride in their tallness?

Do we have some kind of test that lets us determine who is mentally ill and who is under Satan's power?

Is there a Satanic Apperception Test?

It's okay if the thinker/ person you have in mind isn't technically a philosopher by profession.