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Explain the kids - funny or not?
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. One night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding abattery -operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a "real one"
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b@stard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly: "I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids.
23 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
that's clever very good love your punch lines have a star
- Anonymous5 years ago
Funny. Rather enjoyable. Congrats on sticking it out and writing such a large amount without resorting to abbreviations and the like.
- xyzLv 71 decade ago
lol,lol,lol.10/10.brilliant,hilarious,very funny.
exactly woman....how can he father children with a vibrator?.
so they never shower or bathed together,never a 69 or a bj...................strange couple.lol.
thanks for the laugh.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol funny as ever, take off my hat and glasses lol,
- Anonymous1 decade ago
another one not up to the job, pmsl
starred
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahaha very very funny lol
