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Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    another sparkler hun,

    have a star

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  • Debi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I have scene it be four

    And eye no it to be write

    I have the chequer two

    Four my righting write

    sew I think yew halve the gist

    and mist aches halve not bean mist

    yore righting skills are feign

    their just has goad as maine

  • 1 decade ago

    Nar, lissen yo wench - worra saft question? Irraya evon a question issit ar wench? Incerse yo cor figure it out I *** from the Black Country - we still spake a sorta olde Englishe. I ay gunna click the spell cheque. Thay are Yanks - cor spake English con thay? Thay even sensor stuff thay cor understand!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bark gull,

    Ewe whore Justin ham at cheer. Icon right tent hire ought dope Viagra fee son mice elf. May Bayer Russ king disgust Jen took it meat who reap lie. Dimes mart enema next Burt Daddy shoe soft wards.

    Hone Leah view wharf husking right Dan comb unique hate defect of Lee. Soil he (Solly) washed Duff Hearst who diva heist tease lane witch. Sum muff fuss sours teal air hound. Sum muff fuss half Conan dirt crowned. Die hues Toby Duck herd Heave Ho; fairy view beep hole notice.

    Ewe half furlong waiter Coke, crass supper.

    Bought dumb Corn dribble door

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  • Black
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Eye lyke those. Spell Chequer dose not pick up on them. lol

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

  • 1 decade ago

    all the words are spelled right it doesn't check to see if if makes sense or not

    kinda funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    your sparkling wit is on a roll tonight hun

    starred

  • 1 decade ago

    Clever.

    ;)

  • daniel
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I like it, it's very Shel Silverstein. Did you write it?

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