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I need a witty last line for my friends and my News show called Anthem Happenings.?
Could you think of a witty, clean joke for us to say at the end? There's three of us, if that helps, and this is our Super Hero episode. Any suggestions?
Anyone? There's got to be a creative mind out there somewhere! All we need is a one-liner or a joke or something to close our news production with.
2 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Hmm... Tricky. Sorry you haven't gotten any help with this one. And that's how the day was saved on Anthem Happenings... wow I suck at this... I'm soo sorry and wish I could help out more.
Good luck!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Best joke I can think of right now.
