What's the easiest way and fastest to immigrate to Canada?

Become a traitor and a deserter from the armed forces.

The Democrats will rush you up there under the cover of night, and Canada will welcome you with open arms.

We all know how Democrats love treasonous traitors, they employ some of the best (Pelosi, Kennedy, Reid)

Canada desires experienced human beings, lots of them, in Alberta's oil fields. in case you have a competent potential flow to Alberta, or be conscious by using Alberta based employment businesses(verify them out on the information superhighway). or you be conscious, or mary a Canadian

professionals are the first choice, followed by investment (of at least 1/4 million dollars)

simply hop in ur car and drive up there once there get a job once u get a job denounce your american citizenship and apply for a canadian 1 and there ya go

hide in one of the merchant ships and sneak into canada once you reach in their territory

Cross the border, burn your passport, pretend to have amnesia.

Have skills or have money, otherwise stay home.