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How do I get my cobra to stay still?
My cobra likes a little piccolo music now and then, but, dangit, he won't stay still, always swaying back and forth, and after a while, it gets hypnotic, like he is telling me to do something. I don't want to walk like a chicken, or bark like a dog or something, so why is my cobra trying to hypnotize me? How can I get it to be still and stop swaying?
13 Answers
- Nurse WinchesterLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Your cobra will always be in control of your thoughts. Accept it.
- Gawdless HeathenLv 61 decade ago
When I read you question quickly, I read it as "how do I get my cobra to stay stiff". That gave the question a whole new meaning.
- 1 decade ago
a little creepy, this question
maybe we all have dirty minds...........
I went on holiday in India recently and did not see any 'cobras'- at least while fully clothed!
I did watch Anaconda: the sequel though
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Take the keys out of the ignition.
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- Lady MorganaLv 71 decade ago
stick in in your handy dandy absolute zero freezer for about 4 hours. Guaranteed satisfaction, if you want your snake stiff.
- Ladyeagle7Lv 61 decade ago
Like any snake, throw your hat in between you and him and it will be mesmorised by the hat.
Not visa-versa!
- beano™Lv 61 decade ago
How about cooking it up in a nice cobra stew. Or feed it some of your poppyseed muffins! ;)))
- Anonymous1 decade ago
NO NO NO NO NO!
That reminded me of something I read.
BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS
Source(s): I need to go bang my head on a wall until I forget that.....AHHH.....
