I was shooting the breeze with the mail man, and the breeze died, where should I hide the body?

Draw and quarter the body, burn the remains and spread the ashes to the four winds.

Hey Zeba, Zeba, Zeba! We crocs jus eat da guy!

Pearls is one of my favorites!

You should roll him up in a carpet, stuff him in the trunk of your Caddy, drive out to barrens, dig a hole, toss him in and throw some lime on top.

Don't forget to make sure that there aren't going to be any new condos being built on that site. Otherwise you'll have to get your pals to go help you did him up and move the body.

Stash it in the mailman's truck. He can send it air mail.

In the mailmans bag so they all think it was him

paint his butt orange and sell him on ebay

in the mailbox