Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.
Trending News
A man tells his wife?
A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
39 Answers
- xyzLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
lol, 10/10, *. Fantastic.
Even when you tell us the truth we don't believe you.......hahaha.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
It would be nice if she comes home one day late with
talcum powder on her hands and says, to tell you the truth honey,
I went to the bar,had a few drinks,went home with this guy Mohamed and I slept with him.What the **** will he do then.
Peace to the world
- 1 decade ago
How deceitful men can be! It appears his wife would rather have him sleep with a girl than bowling! What an irony of line!
- TruckyLv 51 decade ago
Yeah ! Or get some mud on his shows and the wife accuse him of having been golfing.
Still a cracker tho :o)
- How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
- 1 decade ago
congratulations you have won thhe best joke awaard fot the years 2007 and 2010 the best jok ive heard in 19 years and im 19 now LOL
- 1 decade ago
They say Truth will send you free and it did
But it tells the man that he can tell the truth and his wife don't believe him SO he will get doing it until she catches him
