Kids say the darndest things...?

We were in Disneyland and I took my then 3 year old son into the bathroom with me. As I'm pulling up my pants, he says, really loudly, "Mommy! Your hiney is so BIG AND GORGEOUS!!!!" Needless to say everyone in the bathroom just burst out into hysterics. It was pretty funny. I was a little embarrassed. But it is funny now.

My daughter who is four wanted a lolly from a lolly bag her sister got at a party. As it was close to bedtime I said no.

She was sooooo not happy, she starts to get really upset and turns around and says in this dead pan voice "If I dont have a lollie I will die, I neeeeed lollies to live". And the thing was she was dead serious, she was not sooking or screaming or anything. It was just the serious look and way she said it. I was wetting myself laughing, because she fully believed she was going to die without a lolly. Needless to say she didnt get a lolly and didnt die.

Not long ago my daughter was at an eye specialist she goes to once a year. He dilates her eyes most times. As we were leaving the waiting room but not quite out. She looks right at me and plainly states, "Mom I hate going to this doctor, he always violates me"!!!! ( rather than dilate)

This isn't a comment a child made but still cute.

I use to work in a head start, and one day as the children were suppose to be cleaning up to go home. One child continued to play. One of the teachers told the child to hang the phone they were playing with up and go get in line to go home.

A bit later as we were looking over the room we saw the phone hung up as instructed.........right on a hanger in the closet!!

Well,

I don't have kids but I do have a little brother.

Who has 3 older sisters.

Once, in first grade, his teacher asked him how he was and he, entirely seriously, says 'Not so well. I'm kind of PMS'ing.'

also, my family loves to tease me about two things I once did. First,

my grandpa came to visit us, and I immediately jumped into his lap and go 'grandpa! I missed you so much! I'm so glad you're visiting us! I love you so much, you're the best grandpa ever!!....Grandpa....could I have a new bike?'

And then secondly,

in first grade, apparently we had to write a letter. To anybody, about anything. My teacher came over to me and asked, 'who are you writing to?' and I answered 'god. I'm asking him to watch over John for me...'

my teacher, thinking john was a relative or something, and knows to be careful now, says, 'who was john?'

I look at her like she's stupid and say, 'John Lennon, of course!'

not just said but act it actually..

we were all sitting in our swing having a relaxing time then all of the sudden my daughter shouted "WHO EVER REACH THE GARDEN 1st IS THE MOST STUPID PERSON HERE! then she end up running so fast towards the garden!!!!

my sister and i just looked at each other and asked did i hear what she said? we all end up laughing so hard and enjoyed watching her running towards the garden!

my baby just turned 2 and recently she started singing her dad's full (and very long) name. she dances and snaps her fingers at the same. it is the funniest and cutest thing to us.

I read in the book Chicken soup for the girl's soul that a girl had her period and she was sick. the next day her brother told her "I'm not feeling so well, i think i have my period."

When my oldest son was around 4 years old, I shaved off my beard for the first time. I came out for breakfast, he looked at me, looked at my wife and said "who's that?" I said, "I'm your dad, listen to my voice." He studied me for a moment and said, "You're ugly!" Thanks kid, I needed that!

My son tells me he's stuck on bubble gum when i ask him to move and he's only 3.

my two and 1/2 year old said to her grandma " your pissing me off" she didn't say it to me but it was pretty funny