Whats your favorite quotes from t.v?

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my favorite quotes would have to be from buffy Some of them are:

[The women are threatening one other with what they're each going to do to win R.J.] 
Willow: I have skills! I can prove my love with magic! 
Anya: Yeah, right. What're you gonna do, use magic to make him into a girl? [Willow's eyes widen, inspired.] Damn! 

Angel: Well, he's not crazy about germs. 
Cordelia: Of course. That's it! We'll attack him with germs! 
Buffy: Great! We'll get him cornered, and then you can sneeze on him. 
Cordelia: No! No. We'll get a container of Ebola virus, and... and, um... or -- it doesn't even have to be real. We could just get a box that says "Ebola" on it, and, um... [snaps her fingers] chase him. [everyone is silent] ...With the box. 
Xander: I'm starting to lean towards the hummus offensive. 
Oz: He'll never see it coming. 


[Glory has just decapitated the Buffy-bot] 
Glory: The Slayer's a robot? Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot? 
Buffy: Glory. [Buffy hits Glory with the hammer] You're not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?

csi83 · Accepted Answer

X-Files:

Mulder: Will you let me drive?
Scully: I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big Macho Man?
Mulder: No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.

Mulder: Do you know where she is?
Scully: In a mental institution.
Mulder: I'd go with you, but I'm afraid they'd lock me up.
Scully: Me too. 

CSI:

Greg: I'm like a sponge, I just absorb information.
Grissom: I thought that was my line.
Greg: Yeah, and I absorbed it.

Grissom: There are three things in human life that are important. The first is to be kind; the second one is to be kind and the third one is to be kind.
Sara: Henry James.
Grissom: Very good. Author of one of the greatest horror stories ever written. (Turn of the Screw) And I'm looking for one.
Sara: A screw?
Grissom: Yes.

House:

House: Drugs don't make me high. They make me neutral.

Cameron: Men should grow up.
House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.

blue-eyed babe · Answer

New Adventures of Old Christine:

Her ex-husband (I forget his name- haven't seen the show in a while) was having problems with his girlfriend New Christine. He was telling Old Christine (the ex) that New Christine needed "some space." I don't remember the exact quote, but Old Christine was like "Don't listen to her. When I tell people 'I need space' do you know what? I fill it with crazy." It was hilarious, I just wish I had exact quoting.

Anonymous · Answer

Anything from Blackaddar, Monty Python, Faulty Towers or 'Allo 'Allo.

christmastree · Answer

Anything from Boy Meets World .. it'll take me back to the good "old" days of tv.

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