Teach Me Something or Entertain Me?

I change, not by trying to become something other than what i am.

I change by becoming fully aware of how i am.

a tourist travels to u.s to have it cool and chill as he had seen in movies:-),,he goes on a high building,and meets a dude blowing a joint.the dude says nothing happens to does who jumps from here. the tourist felt smart and said,,,so jump and show me.the dude jumped ,,and nothing happened to him for real!! the tourist that saw it all,believes in the dude and jumped and died smashing the floor.those who saw this were telling each other,,::-)superman fooled a tourist again today.life is just a taste so don,t be rational and live it so you won't be ashamed of GOD ,but shame the devil (GOD`s curse be on him).because all the negative temptations are planed carefully by devil.as you see superman got fooled by the devil ,and made a big sin by fooling another mankind,and cosed his dad as well.do you think it was worth the good time!?hope you liked it,,go a bit deep in it,,and think .hope you see what i see.GOD be with you and your family;-)

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This joke always makes me laugh...

Little Mary was never good in Sunday School,

so she decided to sleep through class, but one

day the teacher asked her a question "Mary

who created the universe?" Mary never moved

from her deep sleep, so johnny a little boy

who sits behind her in class took his pen

and poked her with it and Mary jumed up and

yelled "God almighty" and the techer told

her it was correct. A little while later

the teacher asked her another question

"Mary, who is our lord and savior?" again

Mary never answered so Johnny poked her

with his pen again and Mary jumps up and

yells "Sweet Jesus!!" the teacher told her

it was correct so Mary went back to sleep.

The teacher her asked her a 3rd question,

"Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after they

had their 23rd child?" So one last time Johnny

pokes Mary with his pen one last time, but

this time Mary jumps up and yells

"If you stick that damn thing in me one more

time I'm gonna break it in half!!"

Then the teacher faints.

Hey Katy ... I love ya just for asking that question!!

A newly married couple checked into the honeymoon sweet and the man took off his pants and gave them to his new wife. She said they dont fit and he said "damn right" I wear the pants in this family!!

After thinking a few minutes she took her panties off and told him to put them on...

He got them about to his knees and said "I cant get in these"

Her response???

YOU WONT until your attitude improves!!!

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Also as a marine that inspected security on navy ships I learned that all sailors are named asshole by their chiefs. A carrier has 4000 guys all named asshole..Go figure!!

From the delightful Robert Frost,

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on"

you must be a naughty teacher are something of the sort. you nasty go find a man or something, now i fell nasty talking to you.byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

When I was a kid, I thought they were saying "plane." I thought they were talking about rain falling on an airplane!

This is kind of discusting but if quiz is quizticles what is test

answer= Testicles