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Proof of life after death?
Christians, I have wonderful news.
Recently, I had a background check done so that I could obtain some security clearances for my job. The agency doing the check guaranteed "An accurate record of the last 12 months of your life." When I received the results, I noticed that it didn't include my most recent address. In fact, it seems to have stopped approximately 5 years ago. Since it was "An accurate record of the last 12 months of your life," it is clear that I died 5 years ago and have been existing in some sort of afterlife since then.
What say you?
Based on context clues, I'd have to say that this was hell. Not as warm as they advertised.
10 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I get it.
The afterlife is a clerical error.
Makes as much sense as the rest of religion.
- emerald_wang85Lv 41 decade ago
Sweet...can you walk through walls? If so, I need to see if you can get me a loan.....
I was baptised as a Christian, went to the services and such, but I don't really consider myself as one anymore.....
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Put the crack pipe down.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I say you have a very poor use of logic.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Didn't anybody tell you?... I see dead people.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
someone screwed up..this is offsubject
