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Million years?

A man was praying to God.

he said, "God!?"

God responded, "yes?"

And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?"

"Go right ahead," God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "a million years to me is only a second."

"hhhhmmm..." the man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?

God said, "a million dollars to me is a penny

So the man said, "God. can I have a penny?"

and God cheerfully said, "Sure!... just a second!"

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  • Regwah
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Timeless Priceless

  • 1 decade ago

    Who said that God didn't have a sense of humor!

    Just look at Rosie O'Donnell.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha clever God

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha nice one XD

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  • 1 decade ago

    hallelujah

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha wow....God is ze best!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahaha!

    Good one!!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol!!!

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