If you dont want to read something rude PLEASE DO OT READ THIS!!!!!! God, i hope i dont get reported!!!!!!!?

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,

Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.

They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,

Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,

As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.

I was donning my jacket to cover my a**,

When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,

He looked like a bum and he smelled like a w****.

"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,

"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile.

He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink,

Then whipped out his p***** and p***** in the sink.

I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,

The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,

But his toys were all gone, and some new things were

packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false t***,

The next was a handgun with a p**** that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,

And a six pair of panties, the edible kind.

A bra without n******, a p**** extension,

And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.

A c**** ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,

A d**** so long, it lay in a coil.

"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will s****,

So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."

He filled every stocking and then took his leave,

With one tiny b*** plug tucked under his sleeve.

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,

Thus he fell on his a** and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch,

Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a b****!"

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,

"The best thing about s** is that it never wears out!"