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If People Evolved frum Monkeys, why am I surrroundded by monkeys???

I just started my drinking a bit earlier than usual. (hic)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That's your family dude!

    lol I kid I kid.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Those are...

    No, I'm not even going to finish that sentence. I'll be flagged in no time and will have a christian angry mob after me till the end of times for insulting them.

    (And I'm sure a few smart ones will have figured out what I was going to say at this stage :p )

    It's not worth it. A drink, however... *drinks*

    *grin*

  • Buffy
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    1. U.S. Government

    2. Why are there different monkeys?

    3. What the hell do you think Bush is?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The monkeys are there to keep the pink elephants company ;-)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    when will Christians evolve from monkeys and join us thinkers?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    They still have the primative nature inside of them.

  • 1 decade ago

    Considering you're drunk, I'm just gonna let this one sit.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    When you get sober, please, re-read the subject of evolution.

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