What's good for temporary removal of goose droppings that have landed on your head?

Scissors. Battery Acid. That stuff under your sink. Anything that will jar you into remembering about soap and water.

Go into the nearest restroom and use a papertowel and the liquid stuff that comes out of the thing called a faucet and clean the droppings off you head. I know it sounds complicated, but you asked a complicated question so expect a complicated answer....duh.

How does that saying go...Stupid is as stupid does...

Im curious about the temporary part. Youre not really going to put that stuff back on later? Its not really that good for your complexion.

Temporarily leave some dung beetles on your head

why do you only want it removed temporarily? Find a hose or a sink and rinse it out permanently.

A shower and shampoo come to mind.

Get a better writer for your material.

leave it there! its good for your hair, extra strength protein conditioner & shampoo!

just rinse it off when you get home!