Why does the entire state of Michigan smell like hotdog water?

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A farmer outside of Ann Arbor was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time, he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end, he heard the University of Michigan's fight song

Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a vet in Ann Arbor. When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him. The vet wen t around behind the calf and gave a listen. He casually agreed he heard the University of Michigan's fight song but didn't seem particularly excited.

"Man, this is unbelievable! How can you stand there and not be amazed?" the farmer asked. The vet, a third generation Ohio State University graduate, said, "Hell, Bud, I'm a Buckeye and I've been listening to assholes sing that song my whole life."


Go Bucks!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

it smells like hotdog water because ann arbor's a whore

HockeyFan · Answer

Third generation vet huh? His family must reaaallllllllyyyyyyy love animals.
MSU is the university in Michigan that produces vets......

russell s · Answer

That's a funny joke. Did Maurice Claurette make that up in the pokey?

Growler · Answer

Isn't hot dog water the smell that Buckeyes emit when they're slaughtered by an opponent? :)

Anonymous · Answer

well i will admit that was a good joke.  i love this rivalry.

rebshel · Answer

that smell is not hot dog water,that's the smell of fear

BulldogBlitz · Answer

damn i love rivalry week(s)!

*_*

Zinger · Answer

Lol, thanks for the laugh!

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Why does the entire state of Michigan smell like hotdog water?

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