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kimble
Lv 5
kimble asked in Yahoo ProductsYahoo Answers · 1 decade ago

1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me?

A partridge in a pear tree,well times have changed & to tell you the truth if my love gave me this i'd be rather disapointed,well for starters I hav'nt got a garden to plant the tree in plus what am I really going to do with that poor partridge,,so what would you like your true love to give you on the 1st day of Christmas & if you hav'nt got a lover just pretend you have,,it's only a game.

Plus yes I know my spelling is pants & I could do with spelling lessons BUT I already know that,thank you.x

Update:

Janet I think your lover could do with buying you a chill pill,if you don't like people Qs well then just move on to the next Q,is as easy as that,keep smiling,it's a really easy thing to do smile.x

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...A tab of yellow sunshine LSD. Goes on and on. Finally.

    On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 Kits a dripping, 11 Magic Mushrooms, 10 peyote buttons, 9 caps a dropping, 8 spoons a snorting, 7 whites a buzzing, 6 Joints a smoking, 5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of Grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.

  • 1 decade ago

    I live on just under 3 acres and we built here about 5 years ago I want a fence up at the front of the property. I told my husband just to put a plain wire type country fence, but he wants to put in a wrought iron fence with automatic open and closing. My dog took off to the neighbors and he is only 8 months old so believe it or not I want a fence up front for Christmas! I have everything else I need.

    So there is my practical answer.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dockside Dora gave me a donna kebab in taxi.

  • 1 decade ago

    A map to my house

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  • ckatz
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Himself, just love me fully or if i wanted a material then a plane or a really good book.

  • 1 decade ago

    Could we skip the first four days and get right to the five gold rings?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A diamond ring in a velvet box.

  • 1 decade ago

    The clap

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Something he got himself that was from the heart.

  • 1 decade ago

    Early return from deployment... and then my ring

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