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blonde guy joke......funny ?
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They
were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned
beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more
time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump
off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping
too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,
too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped
to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of
corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him
again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could
have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize
he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
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Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me!!
He makes his own lunch."
19 Answers
- 1 decade ago
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i never saw tht coming
10/10 this the best joke tht i've heard all day
hahahahaha,i have tears on my eyes, thx a lot i really need it
; D
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very good
- Anonymous1 decade ago
"Don't look at me!!
He makes his own lunch."
Priceless!!! Star for you! xD
