Looking for a cheap teacup purple-nosed Razor's edge GreatDane-a-pom-a-chorkie-poo?

Oooh! I know! I know!

Try your local pet store. OR you can try to breed your own! That is a very rare breed, so you're going to have to make one yourself.

If you get a cheap purple nosed teacup and breed it with a Great-Reindeer-Doodle-Poo, you might end up with that kind of dog. Or a rooster. It's sometimes hard to tell.

Man...that would be a messed up dog!

Although I have heard that you can find them if you're really lucky! Good luck! They're super rare, so it'll probably be expensive. BUT if you find someone who bred some, just grab a male and a female, get the heck out of there, and don't even pay! Then, you can take your dogs home, and breed the brother and sister together when they are only six months of age! Incest doesn't matter! They're dogs! You might even get something fancy, like a purple/green nose with stripes!

Man some of the people on here DO need a serious reality check...

Oh, my red nosed Dane-a-poo just mated with a teacup blue nosed Razor's edge pom-a-chorkie-doodle. She'll definitely throw purple noses, since blue and red make purple. I'll sell you a purebred teacup purple-nosed Razor's edge Dane-a-pom-a-chorkie-doodle-poo for cheap, $1000 since they're so rare. Sound good?

lol, that would probably one heck of an ugly dog. Wonder just how many people will think this is a serious question?

Hi, I understand that you are looking for some advice or resources to help fully train your dog or fix behavior problems. If a professional dog trainer is not an option at this time, or if you want to trt training your dog on your own (a great way to bond), I'd suggest you https://biturl.im/aU8oX

A friend recommened it to me a few years ago, and I was amazed how quickly it worked, which is why I recommend it to others. The dog training academy also has as an excellent home training course.

This is funny. ;)

Unfortunately, some idiot is going to read this and immediately think "MAN! I want one, too!" and Google will receive numerous hits for teacup purple nosed razor's edge great dane-a-pom-a-chorkie-poo breeders, leading somebody to try to breed one. lol

Chorkie Poo

I just happen to have some. Cheap too. Only $1000 each or two for $1500 (then you could breed them and get your money back!)

Non-shedding and won't get bigger than 2 pounds.

Just email me at suckerborneveryminute@yahoo.com

I'm guessing it should also be great with kids, easy to train, quick to housebreak if not already housebroken, playful - but only when people want to play with it, OK with being alone eight hours or more a day, and only eight weeks old? :)

OMG I can't believe it, I just rescued 10 of them from a pet shop here, but sadly they've all gone to some island rehab home, called "Dr. Moreau's" or something like that, I can't remember. Gosh, if I had only known that you wanted one!!!!! Sorrrrrrry!!!!! :D

Good one Floopy.