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joke.....the secret to marriage.?

Secrets to a Happy Marriage

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

and MOST important....

4. It is important that these three women never meet

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I thought I had fulfilled all of the secrets. ..Oh well , 3 out of 4 ain't bad.

  • Soleil
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    5. and the icing on the cake. It is important to save money. Get all these women to get together, live in one house, and treat me like the king of the world. One to bring my drink, one to bring me the food, one to massage my neck, while the other feeds me my meat.

    I wonder if four is really enough!

  • vis
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    lol.. sounds like a lot of marriages i know.. they must know this secret

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh, MY LORD! SO FUNNY!

    I'm still at tears from this! Star for you!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hey. Those are good! *star*

  • 1 decade ago

    hilarious!

  • 1 decade ago

    good one lol

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao...star.

  • 1 decade ago

    ugh

    ppl

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    im kina on a sugar high......

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