How would you complete this sentence, "I play Yahoo instead of __________"?

Instead of reading. I play Yahoo instead of reading because when I am bored with a book, I lay it aside and there is no meaningful exchange. When I have a difference of opinion here, I can post a answer and wait for a violation, or better yet, post a question arguing the logic of the other point of view and wait for the fun to start! (Actually ,the second action usually prompts a few violations as well, but what the hay!) I still read, but I am learning on here, as well. (((((Unc)))))

After finding that many visitors to our site look for the world's longest run-on sentence we decided to create an entry and our first step in finding the world's longest run-on sentence was to look up the definition and found that a run-on sentence is a sentence without a punctuation mark where they should be and as a result combining what should be many sentences into one long one which we found after doing some research can be endless and has no clear cut example that we can officially call the world's longest run-on sentence and thus we do not have an answer but we must add that although this is a run-on sentence with quite a few words it is far short of run-on sentences written by people with too much time on their hand and we do not claim this to be the world's longest run-on sentence as all we are stating is that we could not officially find one.

"I play Yahoo instead of work."

I play Yahoo because it passes the time, and I like to answer questions on Mormonism and Christianity.

I play yahoo instead of Uncle Wayne.

I play yahoo because I love to talk without being interrupted.

1. Striving for the Nobel Prize in Literature 2. If I didn't, Yahoo would have to close the Sunnyvale office.

Sleeping , it's addictive.

LOL I should be asleep. I work from 10pm to 6am and if I am lucky get about 5 or 6 hours asleep before homeschooling my sons. Usually though I wind up with less because 'just checking in' leads to hours online.

I play yahoo instead of working, because it is more interesting.

I play Yahoo instead of contemplating the transient nature of our fleeting existance

1) Other internet things

2) I sit at a desk all day without much work. (Basically, I need to be available and only have to do about 30 seconds of work every 3 minutes.)

Ditto!