Anyone know of vendors of genuine extraterrestrial alien artifacts?

I've got a genuine alien drinking vessel. Beer tastes better out of it than it possibly could from any terrestrial pint pot, so not sure if I'm selling up though.

Faesson, I think some people might be offended that you left them out: the Jerry Springer, Art Bell, rap music, tabloid, Hollywood, Scientologist, Fox, Discovery channel, and History channel groups. Let's be politically correct, here.

(Oops! I see that someone else already mentioned "Coast to Coast.")

But now to answer your question, Prof Who. I have a piece of the extraordinary, uncuttable material found in the Roswell wreckage. It is only 4 square inches and I will sell it to you for a paltry $1000.

I also have a couple of anti-gravity devices, but they are difficult to mail due to their size, round shape, and tendency to break. But if you send me $2500, I will figure out a way to UPS at least one to you. As you might expect, the package may be pretty big, but it will be very light, so the shipping charge shouldn't be too bad.

My collection also includes an alien bone, which is clearly of a different chemistry than any living tissue ever found on this planet. It's a little damaged at one end because my dog has been chewing on it. (Cost: $1000.)

Finally, I have several of these things known as "Fisher-Price People." You might think they are innocent toys, but I know what they are. They are part of a fiendish plot to take over the world. Aliens put them here and they are reproducing. Anyone will tell you that whenever you clean behind the sofa, you will ALWAYS find some that you KNOW were never in your house before! I have done my part for humanity by collecting these and wrapping them individually in aluminum foil so they can't reproduce. I will sell them to you, (or anybody), for a measly $100 each.

Hey, ya think I should put these things on e-bay?

Since no extraterrestrial aliens have EVER been to Earth then the answer must be ; There are NO genuine vendors of such artifacts.

Good question. Go to this website:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/

All people likely to sell alien artifacts eventually appear on this program.

Why would you want to buy them when you could get them for free? Extraterrestrial intelligences are post-scarcity societies and don't use money. What would be the point when you can make anything you want at home for nothing?

I'd like to point out to all the immediate balkers who have tried so desperately to be clever that meteor rocks are extraterrestrial artifacts which are being sold as we speak.

Hey, I know a guy who might have what your looking for. I've also got some oceanfront property in Kyrgyzstan Ill sell you at a great price (since your are such a savy investor).

I could sell you some genuine alien crap if you don't want to investigate it's origin. you could try the US military

Nope

only people whose brains have been burned out from too much crack believe in aliens.

(was that over the top? really, I want to know, cause I can scale that down a bit... you know, to "Only people with head trauma..." or "Only people that liked "The Sopranos" " or something)