do women wear burkhas in heaven, and do they get their share of virgins like the guys?

No, they don't wear burqas. Goddess won't tolerate it. And virgins aren't worth having.

Hopefully, any woman forced to wear a burkha all her life deserves an afterlife free of the kind of "men" she lived her life with.

SP--- Hahahahaha! I cracked up when I read that!

Yeah, I don't think women want a whole bunch of virgins. I don't even think a rational man would want that many virgins. Seriously, no skill, no clue what to do, it would just be a mess.

I'd rather trade the virgins for some experienced ghosts who could teach me a thing or two

It would be the women in Hell who get the 30 second premature ejaculating male virgins. The burkhas would catch fire and burn.

Women wear nice outfits, feminists wear burkhas.

Women get monogamous males, feminists get dirty lesbians.

That would suck for women, 72 guys playing World of Warcraft...

no offense, but i don't want any virgins.

Well, since hell is an imaginary place; no.