Does God clip his/her/its toenails?

French manicure is her favourite. Goddess is stylish, eh?

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God clips billions of toenails and fingernails each day.

The scripture you quoted about being created in this image is often misconceived this way.

It means things like he feels sad when someone is killed, he doesn't like it when people lie to him. Not that we look like him and have bodies that function in the same way.

I think it is rather irrelevant. But interesting all the same.

Happy Questioning.

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God is reffered to as a 'he' because he is our Father [figure]. Guiding, nurturing loving etc. Something we can relate to.

Good point.

How big is his cock?

If both man and woman were created in his image it would have to be some kind of half-measure. A tiny stump.

I dunno but he should hire my little sister. She sits in the middle of her bed and chews her toenails off. I have to leave the room because it's so disgusting, but there may actually be a holy use for it? Who would have thought.

I'll have to ask my grandpa...he knew that God went bowling during thunderstorms and watered his flowers when it rained LOL Maybe he has one for this.

There is nothing in any holy book that I have ever read (about 34) where, when that deity is speaking, it ever refers to "Itself" as being solely male, or human in form, or in any way like humans. Indeed in most of them, "It" says that in our corporial (human flesh & blood) existence, we can never know "It", and that if we experienced the merest glimpse, we should surely die!

you are a funny fello Ron. Your mom must have clipped you on your head when you were small.

This is funny because God doesnt have a body. God is spirit

God is not human being