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Anybody heard this blonde joke before?
It's a new one to Me. Heard it on the radio the other day...
A Blonde is speeding down the road and gets pulled over.
She see's the officer is both Blonde and a Woman, and figures she can talk Her way out of it.
"Hello Fellow Blonde!" She says with a big friendly smile.
"Don't give Me that!" snaps the officer. "I've had too many blondes try to talk their way out of tickets today. Let Me see your license!"
The Blonde driver starts looking through Her purse, the glove box, even reaching under the seat, but can't find it.
"I can't find it, officer, but I know I have one. Can You remind Me what it looks like?"
The officer rolls Her eyes and says "It's a rectangle with your picture on it."
Looking into Her purse the Blonde driver see's her reflection in a small mirror, and grabs it. "Here it is officer!" She says as She hands it over.
Glancing down the Blonde officer says: "I didn't realize YOU were a Police Officer too! Here's Your license back. Have a nice day.
9 Answers
- 5 years ago
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving through the country. Large fields of wheat surround them as far as they can see. They all see a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of one of the wheat fields. The blonde, disgusted, says to the brunette and the redhead, "Thats the kind of person that gives all of us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I would go teach her a lesson."
- Haitham EmadLv 71 decade ago
Heard it many times before -I am not offending- its just I am a big jokes fan that I keep up with the latest and most updates ... !
U can view my jokes , they are all original -or I hope so- and funny ... ^ ^ , invitation is open to all !
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Old...
But still very very funny.
Please have a star....
Aaron.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lmao. nope, i never heard that one before. good one!!!!!!