Funny joke?

A woman was sick and tired of her husband ripping the most disgusting wet farts every morning. He would get out of bed, let loose with a huge fart, walk into the bathroom, and leave his wife to suffer in the stench. She would yell at him, "One of these days you're going to fart your guts out!"

Since he continues his disgusting morning routine, she decides to play a prank on him. She goes to the butcher and buys a pound of pig guts. That night while he's sleeping, she stuffs the pig guts in his underwear.

The next morning he gets up, rips a paint-peeler, and heads to the bathroom.

Several minutes go by and he doesn't come out the bathroom. She asks with an evil grin, "Is everything okay?"

He stammers, "Uh ... yeah ... hold on ..."

When he comes out of the bathroom, he's sweating but grinning. He says, "You were right. I did fart my guts out. But by the grace of God and these two fingers, I managed to get them all back in!"