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Really tough Cowboys?

Three cowboys are sitting around the campfire one evening bragging about how tough they are.

The first brags, "Shoooot, I'm so tough that one time when I was walking the trail and a rattlesnake went to bite me, I just grabbed the critter out of the air and bit its head off!"

The second cowboy says, "Dang, that aint nothing. One time when I was at a rodeo, a huge thousand pound bull broke out of its pen. I chased the beast down and wrestled it to the ground with my bare hands!"

The third cowboy didn't have to say word. He just kept stirring the fire with his penis!!!

Update:

If you think it's funny, please give me a star. Thanks.

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    lol.. thats funny... but your a dork! j/p

  • 1 decade ago

    why would he stir the fire? And more to the point wouldn't the fire burn his bits? Very funny though!!ROLFMAO

  • 1 decade ago

    Sorry, no star, as not funny to me

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    1 decade ago

    now that's texas tough!!!! good one!!1 starred!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Bah, hahahahaha!! That's great!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Random, I like it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    maybe i'm a prude but i didn't laugh,sorry

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ouch, star

    me

  • 1 decade ago

    that made me chuckle at my desk. thanks for making my boring work day a little funnier...star.

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao...star.

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