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Good morning friends.How many cakes did you eat yesterday?How was Christmas?
"Dr,Dr,I am having a severe stomach pain."-patient
"What did you eat yesterday?"-Doctor
"Thirty cakes in the morning,afternoon and evening as it was Christmas."-patient
"That's not bad but for your age,you have to be careful as you are old.What is your age,may be sixty?"-Doctor
"No,Dr.I am eighty and I that's why I ate that many cakes."-patient
"My God,for your age,you should not take that many cakes.Did you take any medicine?"-doctor
"Yes.Just home remedy only.I took some digestive enzyme tonic."-patient
"That's OK.What else did you do?"-doctor
"I was jumping up and down many times."-patient
"Why did you do that?"-doctor
"In the bottle,they have mentioned that 'shake well before use'but I had forgotten to do that before drinking the digestive tonic.So I thought that if I jump ,that will serve the purpose?"
15 Answers
- 1 decade ago
ha ha ha that was funny
surprisingly, I didn't eat any cake
my christmas was.......sore. I just learned how to snowboard for the first time so I fell hundreds of times and not it hurts to sit down...especially on hard chairs...
hope your christmas was a lot less painful than mine :)
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- chidambaram kLv 61 decade ago
today is boxing day, all cakes have been digested fully. any more cakes pl?
- 1 decade ago
you yourself have to say that --
you are a joker and what you have written is a joke
- xyzLv 71 decade ago
hahaha.
Cakes - not too many,I hope.
Christmas -quite and different, yet still exhausted.
