Do you use a wrong word on purpose because its funny?

I like to say "What a maroon" instead of moron, because Bugs Bunny always said it.

And we joke about the attorney general, because a stupid woman I work with said she wouldn't vote for him--all he wants is for her to quit smoking. (She THINKS she's a genius, but she mistook attorney general for surgeon general!)

I like to say Groinaclolgist because Archie Bunker said it once.

Whenever I see something done in error by

someone, I always ask "What highly intelligent life

form did this"?

I get a lot of laughs with this.

hubby and I say "shizer" "schnauser" and "big red truck!" for "s**t"

also, instead of calling each other a name, like "hey stupid, what did you do that for?" we say, "hey thing, what did you do that for?" that way its not degrading, cuz thing can be a stand in for quite a few words. LOL

i teach my husband words in Russian so he can use them if he's in company of Americans so they wont know what he said.

I say condominimum for condominium, and then ask someone what condominmum is and then say it is the smallest size they make.

That's really disgustipating.

It's enough to make a maggot regurgitate.