What was the funniest thing your toddler said or did in 2007?

My sister accidently hit a curve leaving walmart and used the

"S" word. My nephew, who is 4, said to her:

"Mommy, you shouldn't say that."

To which my sister replied:

"You're right honey, I meant to say sugar".

My nephew then looked at my sister and said,

"No, Mommy doesn't say sugar either"

My sister replied,

"Then what does mommy say?"

My nephew stayed quiet with a smirk on his face. My sister then asked again,

"So what does mommy say?"

My nephew looked down with a smirk on his face and quitely whispered;

"Mommy says f**k"

We couldn't help but laugh. It was wrong, we know, but it was too funny.

i have a 3 yr old step sister and she was recently at our house for Christmas and i was doing her hair because we were going to her grandmas house and we were talking about Santa and then we started talking about her dad and my mom..i would ask her what is Shauna(my mom) she would answer guy(she answered every question with guy) and then i would ask her what is Gary (her dad) she would say in a loud voice."My daddy"..it was cute.. :)..and another time was when i was visiting my cousins and i have a little cousin, Raine and shes 2 and she had this dolly and if you asked her what her dolls name was she would answer Peggy Sue and she would empathize the Sue part....it was funny..i have one more story..l have a niece and a nephew and in July i was at my sisters house helping her with my nephew and since she couldn't do much i always was taking care of him and i spoiled him and when my brother would visit he would bring his daughter who was 7 months at the time and since both my niece and nephew were spoiled by me they always wanted to be with me..i would hold my nephew and my niece would cry and vice versa...it was funny how they kind of fought over me...

i was with my son at McDonalds and he was so excited to get the car toy with the kids meal, he wanted the red one

i told the McDonalds employee and he told me, opps we are out of the boys toys and i only got this toy for girls.

when my son received the pinkish box with a girl toy he was soooo angry "how can he does that???!!!!!!!!, he is such a bad bad boy"

then while we were eating, he added:" dad, let's get him the police right now"

My 17 months old son has only been walking for about two months now and every chance he gets to play with his daddy he waits until his daddy is down on the floor in the living room and the my son gets up and starts running away trying to get my hubby to chase him and when he does that my son just laughs and giggles and keeps running away until his daddy catches him.

I was two weeks from my due date standing in the kitchen reading the mail. My 3 year old son was playing on the floor when all of a sudden my water broke. It soaked my jeans and flooded the floor. My 3 yr old looked at me completely serious and said sternly "Mommy! your not supposed to pee in your pants! Your supposed to go in the potty like a big boy."

His little brother was born a few hours later.

ahhhhhh!! I have holes in my ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

my husband had recently while rough housing taught my 3 yr old the "purple nurple" thing., well we got a kitten for christmas and couldnt figure out if it was a boy or a girl, so i said to my husband i think it might be a boy because it doesnt have any nipples, and my son looked at me confused and said "well me and my daddy and my brother have purples?"

he also stated one day (in reference to his down there parts) out of no where, that He has "2 footballs inside his basketball" how he figured that one out and where he learned it i have no idea but it was a pretty acurate analogy for a 3 yr old.

halloween time my son was a horse.. when people would ask him what are you going to be for halloween he said a wh*re.

he is 3, just couldnt say it right lol

A few weeks ago my almost 4 year old threw herself on the couch backwards, arms spread, sighed heavily while looking at the ceiling and says, I can't take this anymore! I looked at her and started laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee!! She then started cracking up! I must've said it recently to myself while Christmas shopping or something.

My husband was rushing me to get out the door as we were running late for a lunch and my two yo told me to "Stop dicking round like a crab on a roof"...

Where do they pick these things up?

well my 4 yr old daughter made quite a comment to me yesterday, it may have not been the funniest of '07 but it was funny.

So i am 5 months pregnant and i tell my husband yesterday night while watching tv, "im getting so big" (in terms of the belly factor) & my duaghter comes outright and says "yes mommy ur belly is big like Santa Claus because u ate too much milk & cookies, right mama!"

My husband & I bust out laughing and she just sits there & waits for a response, it was hilarious I can only imagine what she'll come up with when im 9 months....lol