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How Are you Me Duckies?On A plane bound for New York,the flight attendant approaches a blonde sitting in first
class and asks her to move to economy since she doesn't have a first-class ticket.The blonde replies,"I'm blonde,I'm beautiful,I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."The flight attendant asks the co-pilot to speak with her but again the blonde replies,"I'm blonde,I'm beautiful,I'm going to New York and I'm not moving".The co-pilot asks the captain what should he do.The captain says,"I'm married to a blonde.I know how to handle this."He goes to and whispers in her ear and immediatly she jumps up and runs to the economy section."What did you say to her?"asks the flight attendant.The captain replies,"I told her the first-class section wasn't going to New York".
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A blonde comes home to find her husband in bed with a redhead.She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.The husband begs her not to shoot herself.The blonde shouts at her husband.
"Shut up!You're next!"
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Did You hear about the blonde that thought Doris Day was a national Holiday?
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Pls enjoy and have a nice day!!
14 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
hahahahaha
brilliant as usual hun
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- Anonymous5 years ago
Excellent joke!If I were the flight attendant I would have responded rather prosaicly but correctly as under "Greetings Princess. Welcome to(name the country to which the plane belonged)! However, we expect visitors to our country to observe the laws of the land. And in case you are aware, Princess, a plane is a part of the country to which it belongs.Only it is airborne! Now be a nice,Princess and (in a barking tone)Put up your tray immediately." That is the correct legal position. And it would have been a correct rejoinder to a 'Princess' with a blown up head.
- 1 decade ago
Ha Ha...being a blonde myself i get a wee bit confused...like me and my friend walked into this building....damn we should have used the door !!
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- nonoodles74Lv 71 decade ago
lol thank you hehe goood jokes i had only heard one of them before :) you have a nice day too :)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Oh, the second one is brilliant!!! xD
Really made me LOL! xD
Have a star! *
- Anonymous1 decade ago
cant stop laughing nd its alredy been like 2 mins since i read it..
- Anonymous1 decade ago
dude tht was funny!!!!! lol wow thts so funny lol
