I need a Valentine's Day Poem using candy bars...Please Help!!!?

One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his old lady, Mrs. Hershey on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark. He began to feel her Mounds and to him that was an Almond Joy, which made his Tootsie Roll! Then, he let out some Snickers and slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat, which of course caused a Milky-Way! She screamed " O-Henry! ", and she squeezed his Peter Paul , & said, "your better than the 3 Muskateers! " She soon became a bit Chunky & 9 months later gave birth to Baby Ruth

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I’ve spent many nights looking at the Milky Way, watching the Starbursts, thinking about my Big Hunk, my Lifesaver. Missing the way you run outside naked to shoot Doves with your Bazooka. But I think I’m gonna like being a Jolly Rancher.

We’ve been down a Rocky Road. Sometimes you’re a Lemonhead, a Nerd, and a Smartie, But you’re still my Bit O’ Honey, and I’ll stay your Sugar Baby, your little Sweetart, if you’ll stay my Sugar Daddy, my York Peppermint Patty. And I love you to Reese’s Pieces, Now and Later.

Now, lets’s take a Fastbreak and get Nutrageous. I’ve been waiting to Skor, and I want it Good and Plenty. Don’t ask for Airhead, or a Blow Pop, just break out your Licorice Whip and stick your Ding Dong in my Kit Kat. I’ll shake my Laffy Taffy, and make you yell “Oh Baby Ruth”. I’ve been missing your Mr. Goodbar, he makes me scream “Oh Henry” . My Mounds are Red Hot, waiting for your Whatchamacallit, I know it’s a Whopper, and it brings me Almond Joy. So lets take a Fun Dip, don’t play no Twix, just gimme Smore!

P.S. I have a confession, I’m real glad it’s Payday, cause I went on a Spree. I spent 100 Grand and now your account is at Zero.

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I need a Valentine's Day Poem using candy bars...Please Help!!!?

Poems About Candy

Love seems so very sweet

Like a candy bar, a tasty treat

A Kiss for you and one for me

My eyes on you sets my heart free

To share this candy is for me to say

I love you and happy Valentine's Day

I feel your pain, I have 3 stinky dogs for my valentines day. Look at the bright side you can share banana cream pie, with your monkey and roast hot dogs and marshmallows with your dragon., these's a silver lining under all the bs, if you dig deep enough

Make a "visual poem" using candy bar wrappers.

Use the words on the wrappers to convey your message, and the wrappers themselves to make an image of a valentine with an arrow through it with lace around it.

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I love you baby ruth

I wanna take you from 5th avenue

straight to mars

see the milky way

make love to you

and feel your mounds

show you my watchamacallit

you will scream

O'henry!..yes my dear its chunky

to me, that is worth

100 grand

i will give you lots of hugs and kisses

NestlesCrunch(bite into),AlmondJoy(joy you bring),Mr.Goodbar(how good they are),MilkyWay(the way they make you feel) don't forget to add some Kisses. Now all you have to do is put it together. Post it when you finish.Good Luck

poems cannot be written using candy bars...hope somebody could help you with a pen!