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How about a joke to end the night on a good note?

Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, so he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said as he walked up to her, 'but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Good bad or mediocre? Let me have it then I'm going to bed.

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    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Ow... harsh...

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice one! Giggle Giggle...

  • 1 decade ago

    oo i thought her and the boy where gonna get together .. that biotch .. lol lmao

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hhahaahha

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    bad...

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL!!! good :)

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